i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
Can you imagine one day you buy this at a sale, and it’s cool, you’re gonna prank all your friends.
And maybe a little while later you look down and there’s some darker shape at the bottom of the stairs.
And gradually, this figure comes up the stairs and nothing you do can stop it, but you tell yourself it’s okay because it can’t get out.
Except maybe you wake up one night and the thing is standing on the top of the rug.
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
I may have to watch this today.
As some of you might already have guessed, I’m a fan of Japanese girl idols. One of the many, many idol groups in existence today in Japan is NMB48, a Osaka-based spin-off group of the (in)famous AKB48. NMB has a weekly show that’s surprisingly entertaining as well as educational called NMB to…
this station’s favourite scientist